i hope you cried.

dustpelt:

“and you will have to present it in front of the class”

my voice is girly when I talk to strangers
but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman

thejamesboyle:

my boyfriend and i had a massive argument. he said i was the most boring person he’s dated so i quietly walked out the room and decided it was time for “me time”, went on tumblr, ran a bath and here i am having the time of my life with something called fun and purple hair toner. he also unfollowed me on tumblr so i hope this is reblogged enough so that he sees it and realises what he is missing out on the little shit

am-i-retarded-or-overjoyed:

bj-rules-jb-drools:

I sometimes wonder what does billie joe’s hair feels like

this fandom is so weird omg proud of be part of it

nah man. U ma niqqa

What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”

frostingpeetaswounds:

fondlyregardcreation:

fairly odd parents fucking knows what’s up

never heard truer words in my life

fairy odd parents is apparently based on a boy with multiple personalities (his fairies) because his parents abuse him so this statement by his father is ironic.

ten-roses-in-the-impala:

thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

GREAT GOOGALY MOOGALY